Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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A: The New York Jets.
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A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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My dad died on 9-11.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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One night my mother in law came to our home.
In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC.
She farted.
I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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