Joke #2761

I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
Vote: has 76.54 % from 137 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
Vote: has 61.01 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, game
I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks". How right they were.
Vote: has 72.04 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
My friend's father died last night so I asked him "What was the cause of his father's death?" He said, "A bus passed over his finger!" I laughed and told him: "It is not a suitable cause." My friend said: "When the bus crashed, his finger was on his nose!"
Vote: has 85.39 % from 93 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, friendship, travel
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Vote: has 77.80 % from 306 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? "Ask your sister" "I don't have a..."
Vote: has 76.19 % from 81 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
Vote: has 63.49 % from 67 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: airplane, baby, black humor
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
Vote: has 61.50 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Vote: has 43.90 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
Vote: has 52.64 % from 74 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
Vote: has 35.61 % from 54 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex