I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store.
I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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"Mommy, mommy, I found daddy!"
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He thought he would give him a paunch!
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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104.
We called her Aunt Tique.
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KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?"
"He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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