Joke #2761

I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
Vote: has 74.30 % from 151 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
Vote: has 71.49 % from 221 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor
Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" That, my friends, is a positive attitude!
Vote: has 83.23 % from 194 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, hospital, nurse
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
Vote: has 58.51 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, business, customer service, little Johnny
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Vote: has 26.01 % from 37 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: baby, black humor
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
Vote: has 35.78 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, death, kids, life, war
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Vote: has 31.10 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, vulgar, women, work
A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, "Man, can I tell you something?" His friend nods. "Sure." "Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since..." He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and soft skin. His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment. "Dude, that is not cool." The doctor, indignant, defended himself. "What's wrong with that? Lots of doctors are attracted to their patients." His friend simply shook his head and replied, "Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians..."
Vote: has 75.97 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: beauty, black humor, dirty, doctor, friendship
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
Vote: has 49.61 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Vote: has 67.17 % from 103 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, Hitler