I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store.
I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?"
Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?"
"He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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