Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
I went to the groceries because I wanted to buy one bottle of milk.
I have found out that I´ve got only 0,50 cent and the mild has cost 1 euro.
I have told the saleswoman that I have only 0,50 cent and I want to buy one bottle of milk.
She has solved the situation very practically.
She has taken the mop, went to the storage, cleaned the floor with spilled milk on it, she has pressed out the mop to the carry bag and gave it to me.
At home I have added this milk to the coffee, I have felt something like stones or something like that under my teeth, but the coffee was really tasty.
After that came my friends and the party has continued as usual.
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?"
And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"