Joke #11382

Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".

Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.

Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!

Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?" "Yes, I was. So what?" "Were you sitting on the table?" "Yeah, why?" The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!" "But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders. "Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'" The old man answers, "Is name of owner." The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me, is right here," replies the old man. "You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?" "Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?' He say, 'Hans Olaffsen.' Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?' I say, 'Sem Ting.'"