Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!