Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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A: Fry-days.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
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A: Around the cluck!
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
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But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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