Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.