Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made. The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies: "Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins".