Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
I went to an ISIS birthday party once.
The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.