Wanna party with me like you just don't care?
Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night.
The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks."
The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch."
The third guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife."
The first guy exclaims, "You guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
"Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 account.
That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes?
In little Natzie's.
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A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know.
One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway.
Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her.
"Why are you standing in line, dear?" she asked.
Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges.
"Why, that is awfully nice of them! I think I'll get some for myself," said the grandma.
A policeman went down the line, asking for information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take out my dentures and suck them dry!"
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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