Wanna party with me like you just don't care?
Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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A: Kill himself.
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Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
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Two gays were at a dance.
As they were jigging about the floor with each other.
Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?"
"No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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A man had a party where all the rich people attend.
And the he had a pool with alligators.
So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.
But no one wanted to go for the challenge.
All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive.
So the host asked, "What are your three wishes?"
The man replied, "Give me the shotgun and bulllets and show me the idiot that pushed me in..."