Wanna party with me like you just don't care?
Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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A: Around the cluck!
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl.
Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously.
The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch.
She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
"Look," she said.
"We only met a half hour ago.
How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other."
"You're wrong," the young man declared.
"For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account."
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his p*nis.
Lady asks, "What are you?"
He says, "I'm a fireman."
"But you're only wearing a glass jar," says the woman.
He says, "Exactly, in an emergency, break glass."
Pull knob and I'll cum as fast as I can!"
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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