You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
So the buddhist pulls a gun out of his coat and the vendor says, "Whoa whoa whoa, what about inner peace?". The Buddhist responds "This is my inner piece".
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!