Joke #12184

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.

Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes. "I would like an ice-cold Coke right now." He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible." Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work again." Instantly, he was back in his government office.

Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.

Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!

I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.

Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.

God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.