Joke #12184

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.

Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."

Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.

A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Q: What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A: A pecking order.

Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.