Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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