Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? A: Alive.