Joke #1435

Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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