Joke #1435

Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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