Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.