Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.