Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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