Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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