Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac.
They drive off the Grand Cannon.
What is sad about this story?
A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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