Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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