Joke #1435

Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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