Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TV's are getting heavier
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