Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise".
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.
Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you.
Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
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Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?
A: You know that he actually did it.
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Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
In the courtroom where I worked as a court reporter, a dentist was called as a witness.
He took the oath a few feet from my desk, and I noticed his upraised arm was trembling, apparently from nervousness.
After he finished, I couldn't resist saying softly, "Sit down, Doctor. This won't hurt a bit."