Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.
After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist.
"Preparation H," said the redneck.
You might be a redneck if a police officer pulls you over to ask for your driver's license and your address is the county jail.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end.
He'll come out a wide receiver!
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
A: It's a lifelong incarceration!