Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal.
She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal".
The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement"
Me: "Thank you."
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Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?
A: You know that he actually did it.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!