Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
