Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.