She said "Gym or me".
Sometimes I miss her.
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Work emails are like the gym.
You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun.
You get bored of it within hours.
You only keep going to keep up your reputation.
The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away.
As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
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Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
Q: Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
A: So they don't whistle on the way down.