She said "Gym or me".
Sometimes I miss her.
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Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Jim and Edna are both mental patients.
One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air.
Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.
Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes "Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom ..."
"Oh no' Edna replies, that's where I put him to dry !"
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful?
Beautician: Maybe.
Does he still drink a lot?
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.