Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.