Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.