Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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