Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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