Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them? A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.