Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.