Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
Vote:
Joke has 53.24 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
How many mexicans does it take to build...
Oh shit, They're done!
Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.