Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
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A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
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A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.