Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
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A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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