Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.