Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
I play the worlds most dangerous sport. I disagree with my wife.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Q: What did the fire monster that was slayed by the water monster say? A: "You're cold."
Wife: "Give me some money. I want to buy a bra." Husband: "Why? You have nothing to put in it!" Wife: "You wear shorts!"
Did you hear about the small golf course? You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.