Joke #12404

Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"

I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"

Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.