A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.