A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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