A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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