A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.