A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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