A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.