A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.