A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
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A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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