A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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