A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.