A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"