A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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