A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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