A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.