Joke #2959

A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."

Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.

A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.