A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
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your mums Facebook will do.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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