A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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