A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.