Joke #12428

We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.

Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.

Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.

Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.

Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.

Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.

Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.

Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.

A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, "Man, can I tell you something?" His friend nods. "Sure." "Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since..." He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and soft skin. His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment. "Dude, that is not cool." The doctor, indignant, defended himself. "What's wrong with that? Lots of doctors are attracted to their patients." His friend simply shook his head and replied, "Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians..."