We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me.
First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her.
Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love.
In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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