Joke #12428

We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.

Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.

Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.

Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.

Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.

Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.

Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his p*nis. Lady asks, "What are you?" He says, "I'm a fireman." "But you're only wearing a glass jar," says the woman. He says, "Exactly, in an emergency, break glass." Pull knob and I'll cum as fast as I can!"

Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful? Beautician: Maybe. Does he still drink a lot?

Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.

A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"

Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.