We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.