Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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