Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.