Joke #5488

Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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