Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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