Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.