Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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