Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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