Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.