Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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