Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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At night.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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