Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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