Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth?
A: No make-up.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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