Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.
"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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