Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight."
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again."
A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?"
"This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
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A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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"People who go out of their way to help others have great taste."
"An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry."
"Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue."
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"The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew."
"It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea."
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"If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon."
"Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner."
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!
"Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?"
"Because I helped her."
"But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?"
"I helped her eat her gummy bears."
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Every time I say that I'm ready to order in a restaurant, what I really mean is that I'm not ready but the panic will help me make a decision.
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