Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
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A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants.
Customer to Waiter: "This is the third time I'm asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!"
Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
So that there be less strife
May your dreams be sweet
And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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Two Italian men get on a bus...
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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