Joke #212

How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
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How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
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A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy. The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?" The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it."
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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.
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What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? Data transfer.
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Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.
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Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!", the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
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