How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
A blonde comes home to find her husband in bed with a redhead.
She grabs a gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband begs her not to shoot herself.
The blonde shouts at her husband, ‘Shut up!
You’re next!’
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO.
Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: "I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked."
With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throw the dice and yells: "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!"
She looks with agony and as soon as the dice stops, starts jumping up and down screaming: "YES, YES, YES I WON!"
She embraces one to one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears.
The guys are looking dumbfounded at each other.
Eventually, one asks: "Did you see what dice she rolled?"
"I do not know, I thought you were watching!"
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.