What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work.
The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
What is the shortest mathematicians joke?
Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
How I see math word problems:
If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."