What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket.
The physicist says, "I know what to do! We must cool down the materials until their temperature is lower than the ignition temperature and then the fire will go out."
The chemist says, "No! No! I know what to do! We must cut off the supply of oxygen so that the fire will go out due to lack of one of the reactants."
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To which the statistician replies, "Trying to get an adequate sample size."
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