Joke #12629

On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him. They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room. In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there. I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby. I did so. And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
Vote:
has 77.06 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, friendship, winter

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: 1. Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend. 3. And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Vote:
has 77.53 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: bird, friendship, life, winter
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, winter
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bird, disgusting, holiday, winter
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland": Dog tags ring, are you listening'? In the lane, snow is glistening. It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wandering vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's my property. Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural incense boast, "Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth, I mark it as my winter wonderland."
Vote:
has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, poems, winter
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
Vote:
has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Him: "I'm going to come and see you, I don't care about the gas prices or anything I'm coming to no matter what." Her: "Aw okay, I'm going to get ready." Him: "I love you, I can't wait to see you, I'm getting ready to leave." Her: "Okay honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know." Him: "My car just blew up, I can't come see you." Her: "Get your friend to bring you, he always does." Him: "He got shot I can't come, sorry." Her: "Never mind I'm not on my period, my panties are just red." Him: "My boy said he is okay, he's going to take me, I'm going." Her: "I'm really on my period." Him: "Damn! He got shot again..."
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, love, relationship
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, wife, winter
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
Vote:
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting