Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan.
When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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After Graduating from High School, David moves away from home to study at University.
One of his letters home reads:
Dear Father,
University i$ really great.
I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on.
After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.
Dear David,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.
Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
Did you hear about the small golf course?
You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?
Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Why is Cinderella such a bad football player?
Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball.
After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
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Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents.
I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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