Knock, Knock!
Who's there? D
umbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
Vote:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
Vote:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
Vote:
Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
Vote:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
Vote:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Vote:
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
Vote:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
Vote:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
Vote:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
Vote:
