Joke #11543

Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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