Knock, Knock!
Who's there? D
umbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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very long pause...
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Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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