Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Nobel who?
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Who's there?
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Ice cream who?
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To get some fresh 'air.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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