Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."