Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors.
One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’
‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient.
‘Why?’ asks the doctor.
The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there? D
umbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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