Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!
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