Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors.
One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’
‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient.
‘Why?’ asks the doctor.
The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’