Joke #11368

Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’

The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!

A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!

Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.

Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.