Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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To get some fresh 'air.
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors.
One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’
‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient.
‘Why?’ asks the doctor.
The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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