Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
One day a man heard knocking at his door. He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling. The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could. Three years later he heard knocking at the door again. He opened the door to see the snail. The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.