Joke #1277

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter. Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days." Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."
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Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of them did. Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."
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Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."
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