Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.