Joke #1277

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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