Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
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4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left.
One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says.
"Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks.
"I can't believe it, it really is a boy."
That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms?
A: So gay guys can play star wars.
Two gays were at a dance.
As they were jigging about the floor with each other.
Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?"
"No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a $50.00 bottle.
"That’s a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
"That’s still quite a bit," Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I’d like to see something really cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A: "May I push in your stool?"
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?