Joke #1277

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
Vote:
has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: gay, men

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy." That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
Vote:
has 71.16 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, men, sex, women
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
Vote:
has 68.65 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, men
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
Vote:
has 63.78 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
Vote:
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
Vote:
has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
Vote:
has 67.18 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: gay, kids
Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
Vote:
has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
Vote:
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men
A US Army soldier sat in a bar with his head in his hands having just finished his first day of Airborne training. His buddy sat down on the stool next to him and asked him what was the matter. "I just finished my first day in Airborne training and it didn't go too well", he sighed. "What happened?", his buddy asked. "Well, we got over the jump zone, the green light came on and we all hooked up to the jump line. We shuffled to the door and when it was my turn, I just froze. I couldn't jump." "What happened then?", his buddy asked, concerned. "Well the jump sargeant started yelling at me. He said, Boy, if you don't jump right now, I'm going to shove my fist up your ass!" "Did you jump?" "Well, a little at first."
Vote:
has 80.73 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: airplane, bar, gay, military
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
Vote:
has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, women