Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy." That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife.