Chinese and American are in a plane. Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry. After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it. While he's gone, American spits into his shoes. Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke. That repeats a couple of times,and after the flight American admits, "I spitted in your shoes, sorry." Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A: Who knows it's never been done.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle." "OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?" "A fottle, replies the inventor." "A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?" "I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton." "And what do you call that?" asks the clerk. "A farton", replies the inventor. "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!" "In that case," says the inventor... "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."
Q. Why did the woman bury her husband 12 feet under? A. Because deep down he's a good person.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.