Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
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They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
O2.zip
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle.
They made it to an uninhabited island.
Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing.
Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing.
Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.
What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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