Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
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They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
O2.zip
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!