Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
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They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
Two gays were at a dance.
As they were jigging about the floor with each other.
Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?"
"No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common?
A: Both take it in the rear.
Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Hay.
"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.
A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information"
"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again.
"So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.