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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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