Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.