Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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I called several hotels, with no luck.
Finally, I thought I had found one.
I asked the receptionist if the hotel had a weight room.
"No," she replied, "but we have a lobby and you can wait there."
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