Joke #6165

Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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