Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?