What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree?
A nigger less on the earth.
But when two niggers climb up into a tree?
Two niggers less on the earth.
But when tree niggers climb up into a tree?
The branch breaks!
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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