What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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