What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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