What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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