What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.