What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.