What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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A: The black ones steal your watch.
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A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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