What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
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A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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