Joke #2405

What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
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Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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