What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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