There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.