Q: How do pirates make their money?
A: By hook or by crook!
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A: By sailing on high C's.
The wages of sin are death – but after taxes and NI contributions you’ll just end up feeling a bit tired.
I was eating and enjoying my food when a man entered into the restaurant where i was eating with a brief case.
I guess he is a politician cause his dressing and pot belly portrays it.
He walked and sat down as every body looked at him.
Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying.
The woman knelt down and told him that her children die of hunger since her husband died.
This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five thousand dollars.
The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness.
I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he need a money to establish a business.
This man brought out three hundred thousand dollars cheque and gave it to this man.
This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie i will blow to have my own national cake.
I started crying and came to the man. Immediately i knelt down, I heard "Cut! cut! cut!".
I turned and saw the laughing director of the movie.
Shame almost killed me.
A pirate walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in.
Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?
A: 12 pirates.
Q: What do pirates wear in the winter?
A: Long Johns!
How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.