Q: How do pirates make their money?
A: By hook or by crook!
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window.
"I’ll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car," said the driver.
"No way! Get lost!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of M&Ms and 10 dollars?" the driver asked.
"I said no way," replied the boy.
"What about a bag of M&Ms and 50 dollars?" asked the driver.
"No, I’m not getting in the car," answered the boy.
"Okay, I’ll give you a bag of M&Ms and 100 dollars," the driver offered.
"No!" replied the boy.
"What will it take to get you in the car?" asked the driver.
The boy replied: "Listen, Dad: You bought the Volvo-you live with it!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis.
The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?"
And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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Q: How did the pirate get through School?
A: By sailing on high C's.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.