The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.