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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.