Joke #13042

My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.

Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.

The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.