Joke #13042

My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.

Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."