My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!