My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls.
Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted?
A: Because he was squatting.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?"
Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?"
Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
At the gym:
Me: "What does this machine do?"
"Sir, that's a bench."
Me: "Perfect."
What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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