My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.
One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.