My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here.
He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout.
Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today."
The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?"
Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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