My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
No time for gym?
Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout.
Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today."
The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?"
Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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