My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.