My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
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Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
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I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
