Joke #13042

My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Vote:
has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.
Vote:
has 74.44 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Vote:
has 71.33 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Vote:
has 68.80 % from 295 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Vote:
has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Vote:
has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Vote:
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Vote:
has 74.56 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, sport
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Vote:
has 75.35 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Vote:
has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport