Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called?
A: Juan on Juan.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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