Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?
Father: It means 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you gay?
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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They made it to an uninhabited island.
Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing.
Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing.
Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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