Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying "Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage. I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on. When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage... He looks down and says,"Don't be silly. You didn't have a miscarraige. You had diarrhea on a toad."
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass