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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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