Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.