Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! 
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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