Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”