Joke #1333

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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