Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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