Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.