What did the two tampons say to eachother?
Nothing , because they were both stuck up bitches.
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A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
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One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on.
The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him.
"What you staring at, old man?
Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?"
"Yeah. I screwed a parrot once.
I was wondering if you were my son?"
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom?
No?
Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q?
A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records... until the librarian kicked me out.
Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh.t."
"But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies.
"But, I do."
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning.
He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor.
it reads, "Do you have any naked photos of your wife?"
Outraged the man replies, "NO I DO NOT!"
Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor.
Expecting an apology he opens the e-mail.
It reads, "Want to buy some?"