What did the two tampons say to eachother?
Nothing , because they were both stuck up bitches.
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I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom.
Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?"
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Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long.
The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here.
It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator.
I'll prove it to you."
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar.
Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth.
The alligator just keeps his mouth open.
After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra?
A: Niagara Falls.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton?
A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.