When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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A 64-year-old lady never had any kids, so she went to her doctor and asked if he would help her with in-vitro fertilization.
He said, "You're a little old, but I guess we could give it a try."
A few months later she got pregnant.
She invited her girlfriends over to see the baby, and they all very anxious to see the baby boy. The newly mother said, "why don't we just talk awhile."
As time went on, her friends asked again and again where is the baby...
She said, "We never get a chance to talk, and here is our chance to catch up!"
Finally they insisted on seeing him.
She said, "Well, we'll just have to wait until he cries before you all can see him."
The women were puzzled.
And she said, "I don't remember where I put him."
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel?
I mean, you're 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?''
''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby.
I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just peed myself.''
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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A 65 year old blonde has a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.”
A little later they ask to see the baby again.
Again the mother says “not yet.”
Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?”
And the mother says, “When the baby cries.”
And they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”
The new mother says, “because I forgot where I put it.”
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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