Joke #27

Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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