Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."
The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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