Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken.
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and foul vocabulary.
He tries everything to change the bird's attitude and clean up its talk but nothing works.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he hears the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all is quiet.
He opens the freezer door.
The parrot steps out and says, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness."
The guy's astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, "By the way, may I ask - what did the chicken do?"
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.
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