Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?
Mum: What crying man ?
William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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An aging man lived alone in Ireland.
His only son was in Long Kesh Prison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.
The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply.
"For Heavens SAKES, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!
At 4 A.M. the next morning a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.
Confused the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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