Joke #27

Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.

Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.

I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."

Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.

A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter." Responses: American: "Keep trying!" Briton: "Change Doctor!" Aussie: "Follow a special diet." Indian: "Practice yoga!" Pinoy: "Let me try!"

I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."