Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner?
A: Toast their clients.
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A guy arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find his lover in bed with a young, handsome boy.
Just as he was about to storm out of the house, his lover stopped him with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about:"
"Driving home, I saw this young guy, looking poor and tired, I offered him a ride.
He was hungry, so I brought him home and fed him some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.
His shoes were worn out so I gave him a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style.
He was cold so I gave him that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you.
His trousers were worn out so I gave him a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore.
Then as he was about to leave the house, he paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your lover doesn't use anymore?'
"And so, here we are!"
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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