Q: Why did cow cross road?
A: To find to the udder side.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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