Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.
Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.