Q: Why did cow cross road?
A: To find to the udder side.
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
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Europe to Iceland:
Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it?
Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH!
Iceland: Woooops...
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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What goes: "Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?"
A blind person with a rubix cube.
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool.
I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..."
"That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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