Joke #2836

And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
Vote: has 29.43 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Vote: has 58.09 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
Vote: has 40.46 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Vote: has 34.09 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
My grandfather can no longer do the things he loved to do as a teenager. Flying planes, bombing Germans...
Vote: has 84.72 % from 105 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
Vote: has 44.46 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, black humor
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
Vote: has 56.50 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died." David: "Doctor, he didn’t hang himself. I hung him there to dry."
Vote: has 85.25 % from 237 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, hospital, medical
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
Vote: has 53.18 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor