Joke #2836

And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
Vote: has 29.43 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
Vote: has 66.69 % from 74 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
Vote: has 73.31 % from 85 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Vote: has 66.04 % from 86 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, history, Hitler, jewish
At the doctors office: Doc: "Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live…" Man: "Doctor what on earth are you saying?”, clearly chocked, “Tell me what can I do to live at least a little linger, please…" Doc: "Do you eat fried food?" Man: "Yes" Doc: "You must stop!" Man: "If it’s so that I live more… ill do it" Doc: "Do you eat fat food?" Man: "Yes" Doc: "You must stop!" Man: "If it’s so that I live more… ok doc" Doc: "Do you stay up late?" Man: "Yes" Doc: "You must stop!" Man: "If it’s so that I live more… ok" Doc: "Do you have sex often?" Man: "Yes! Doc: "You must stop!" Man: "If it’s so that I live more… I’ll do that too" Doc: "Do you smoke?" Man: "Yes" Doc: "You must stop!" Man: "If it’s so that I live more… I will" Doc: "Do you drink?" Man: "Yes..." Doc: "You must stop!" Man: "OK doctor, but you didn’t tell me, if I do all the things you told me, how longer will I live?" Doc: "You will still live for a week… but it will seem like a century…"
Vote: has 78.57 % from 240 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, sex
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
Vote: has 57.73 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, health
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, game
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
Vote: has 79.57 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, sport, time
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
Vote: has 56.22 % from 47 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
Vote: has 30.11 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest