Joke #13768

The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.

Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

Johnny's father: "Let me see your report card." Johnny: "I don't have it." Johnny's father: "Why not?" Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

A female school teacher comes up to a parent at a parent meeting and says, "You know, your son called me a prostitute!" Dad calls up his son and says: "So this teacher teaches you, helps you, wants you to get good grades and for all that you call her a prostitute?? what do you care about what she does after work?"

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted to be very clear!

How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

The English teacher’s husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, “Why, Susan, I’m surprised.” She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, “No. I am surprised. You are astonished.”