The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
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Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
Why don’t some teachers like to break wind in public?
Because they’re private tooters.
One morning a boy walks in to class late
His substitute teacher asks him "Where have you been"
He replies "Throwing pebbles at a car"
15 minutes later a girl walks in the teacher asks 'where have you been' she answers "throwing pebbles at a car"
2 hours later a young girl comes in all bruised and dirty the teacher asks "Let me guess you were throwing pebbles at a car" she answers "No miss, I am pebbles"
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:
“Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.
” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:
“Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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