The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
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Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school.
A: Because he forgot how to spell.
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Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1.
Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles...
See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles...
See 83 errors, pitches computer.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, “The parrot I purchased uses improper language.”
“I’m surprised,” said the owner.
“I’ve never taught that bird to swear.”
“Oh, it isn’t that,” explained the professor.
“But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive.”
How do two programmers make money?
One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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