Joke #13768

The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"

Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"

Little Johnny comes home and tells his daddy, "Dad, tomorrow there's a special 'Adults' evening' at school. Daddy is surprised, "Really? Special?" "Yes," nods Johnny, "it will be just you, the teacher, the headmaster and two police officers."

Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."

Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.

Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.