Joke #13797

I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.

Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality

The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.

The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.” So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men,” says the Sergeant. “Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander.” Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. “Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn’t you be a bit more tactful, next time?” “Yes, sir,” answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath’s mother died. You’d better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful.” So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. “Ok, men, fall in and listen up.” “Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward.” “Not so fast, McGrath!”

A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."

Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.

Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.