I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? He got bombed.
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?" "Yes sir," the solder answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' - that did it!"