Joke #13797

I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.

While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra messes up and lands on its tail rotor. The landing is so hard it breaks off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remains upright on its skids, sliding down the runway, doing 360s. As the Cobra slides past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this radio exchange takes place: Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?" Cobra: "I don't know, Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."

A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.

"Where does the Colonel keep his armies?" "Up his sleevies!"

Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com

I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.

Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, “All right! All you dummies fall out.” As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention. The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow. I smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ‘em, huh sir?”

Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.

Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!

If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses