When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]